Stephen Colbert is a DEMOCRAT

This is a response to BShave... Let me start off by saying that I love Stephen Colbert and the Colbert Report. He acts like a Conservative on the show to dramatize a radical Conservative. It's hilarious. I'm not saying this because I'm Liberal, either. Because I'm NOT. I'm neither Conservative nor Liberal. I'm more of a Libertarian, I suppose.

But, I would hope that people can realize this and still enjoy the show. He still makes good points and makes fun of just about everything. Stephen Colbert is a funny man and everyone should be able to enjoy the plethora of comedy he has to offer. He should be in the running with Tim Sagasti for "Best Man Alive."

It just always annoyed me when people say that he's Conservative. It has ever since this (mentally challenged) Liberal I knew made a commment while I was watching the terrific program. She said "Oh my God, he's so Conservative, it's disgusting." Yeah... WHATEVER to your non meat eating tree hugging..... self.

But come on, can't we all just get along and enjoy Stephen Colbert's comic GENIUS!?

lol pig

This cop got stuck in his driveway. A guy my brother works with pulled him out. At the end the cop is saying, "Thanks guys, but we didn't need to make a big thing out of this with pictures and everything." I guess he didn't know he was taking video...

Ricky Legenhausen's Acura Integra vs Chris Szelega's Audi A4 1.8T

Here are 2 friends of mine drag racing down a side street. The video that my bro posted says it all. The Audi had a faster launch and that was about it...

Aww Everybody's Tired

I just got back from my morning run and I was looking at some of the blogs while my hands thawed. Everyone's talking about how tired they're going to be. I personally think that's garbage. If you're that tired after a break and you think 12 hours isn't enough time for homework and sleep then something must physically be wrong with you. I'm gonna do a little calculus then eat breakfast. Then I'm going to the gym to lift and swim. It's an adrenaline packed morning I'm having while all of you dream about how tired you're gonna be tomorrow. You're all whiny pussies... except for Tim (obviously).

Religion/Atheism

I just wrote a paper about religion as my memoir for Communications. And I don't believe in any form of God, if I'm to be perfectly honest. I explained why religion was just something used to explain the unknown so people can feel a little bit more secure with themselves. I don't want to get too deep into it though because it was kind of depressing and I think it might have ruined my day, quite frankly. So, thanks Mr. Distefano.

Tim In the Wild: Volume only one that matters

I had too much fun with it to not post it... hdd hddd hddd hddd hddd

Opie and Anthony

I have total man crushes on both of these guys, as well as their co-host Jimmy Norton. They broadcast on XM Radio and on free FM through CBS. I'm bringing them up because of what my girlfriend Bertie told me last night. She went to dinner at The Palm West in the Theatre District after seeing Grease on Broadway. Her friend's loaded parents apparently took care of the $350 dinner there. But, this would have been worth every penny to me, because they sat at the same table as my idols Greg Hughes and Anthony Cumia. She told me that they signed the table where they sat and ate.

I really love their radio show. It's the raunchiest and most hilarious comedy I've ever heard. There's no line they don't cross, which is right up my alley. I listen to it every morning on XM while I do homework. I can't get enough. You're missing out if you haven't listened.

We Got More Snow!

As many of you already know... I LOVE snow! Even if I have to shovel it a lot, it's all worth it. I could never move to Florida or anywhere with a warm climate, because I would miss it too much. I always want snow in the winter. This storm is hitting us decently. It doesn't look like anything crazy or more than just a few inches. And my road doesn't really look that bad. But hey, it's snow, who cares?

Ok I'm gonna go to the gym now. I'll shovel after lifting. I know, it's smart.

Nissan Dealer

I was at the Nissan dealer today with Ricky Legenfreakinhoppin. When the salesman came out, I could have said we were just looking. But, I said I was looking to buy. I told him I wanted a 3.5 liter Altima or Maxima. We sat down and he asked me what
I wanted, since they were going to auction tomorrow. I threw out some fake numbers and such. I told him that I needed the car with a six speed under 120,000 miles. The guys calling me tomorrow to tell me what they found. I may have gotten his hopes up about a sale... But, I'll let them do some research for me so I know about a car I eventually want to buy. That Max is HOT.

P-Mart Made a Blog

He did it. I knew he had it in him. (lol)

She Left Me

lol Bertie went to New York City to see Grease on Broadway. So, I'm gonna be lost for a couple days. It sounds pretty exciting though, doesn't it? Yeah she'll be playing Marty at the school production. She wanted to go with her friend and see how it's done first. It sounds like she'll have fun. I mean come on, it's Broadway...

At 5:30 in the morning, my dad nailed a deer at like 65 MPH. The funny part was that he didn't even stop and kept going to work. I chuckled. In the damaged regions of the car, there is deer hair sticking out. I chuckled again.

P-Mart Should Make a Blog

See, I noticed that Peter Martin (That's pee e tee e are, em aye are tee eye en) has been checking out the blogs. And I'm just posting this so he stops watching and gets in on it. What do you think?

I Just Don't Know What To Say

I don't know..... I was just thinking I wanted to make a post. And then I was like hmm... I don't really have anything to say... But, I'm posting this anyway. I was gonna talk more about college... but I don't know. I have to do stuff for financial aid. I also need to do more for scholarships.

College, Moments, and Random Stuff

I just woke up. It's kinda early for a break, I know. But, whatever, I'm spending the day with Bertie. I was surprised when I woke up to snow on the road, though. I LOVE snow.

Anyways, on to my topic regarding college. I think it's kind of rough to think about. Leaving everything around you and everything you know. This is the case for me at least, since I'm going 500 miles. I know I have to do it because it will yield the best future possible for myself. It's just a difficult thing to do. I guess it's just important to enjoy the time before you leave. Enjoy the moments, rather than dread the future. Beyond that, don't worry about anything, because the distance won't change anything if you know you have something really good and it's something worth waiting for. I don't know if i totally believe this quote, but "If it's meant to be then nothing will change.

On the other side of things, college will be a new amazing experience. The biggest thing I ever left home for before was Frost Valley in sixth grade. Now I'll be moving from little old Endicott to the third most dangerous city in the nation. I'm kind of excited to get back into a hoppin city again, though. It will be more exciting than this stupid little place I've grown so accustomed to. And, I'll be learning about my passion, which is cars. I will also be surrounded by other motorheads. I know this will be a good experience. I know working and going to school in Michigan will be one hell of a new experience for me. And for all of this, I'd say I'm pretty nervous and excited.

Half Life 2: Orange Box

I'm really pissed that nothing happens when I hit the add image button. But, whatever. This game is awesome. The Orange Box is like five games for the price of one. Half life 2, Episode One, and Episode Two are among the most engaging and interactive first person shooters I've ever played. The story line is also unmatched by any game, in my opinion. I'm completely addicted to it.

NOT ONLY THAT, but it also comes with the game, Portal. I don't even know where to begin with this one... It blows my mind. It starts off kind of slow, but once you learn what's going on, it's simply amazing. The gist of the game is manipulating physics through the use of portals to complete tasks and objectives. All the while a computer talks to you and tries to mind fuck you. "This test is impossible and it's presence here is a mistake."..... "Impressive, you remain calm and resolute even in cases of extreme pessimism."

If you haven't bought this game yet.................. DO IT! DO IT NOW!

Bertie Lake

I just wanted to make a little post about my gal. I just met her in Physics this year... We started dating on November 30th. I love her more every day. She's the best thing that's ever happened to me. And I don't even care if that makes me sound like a little biotch...

Oh yeah, and we totally should have had Valentine's Day off for a "lil lovin," as the elusive T-Blazer so eloquently put it. Even though Shaver would have just been Emo all day..

My brother's Corvette Powered 500 horsepower Trailblazer SS Drifting In a Snowy Parking Lot

My Brother and I Test Driving a Brand New Mudstain

My Dad's Z06 Driving By

People Dying! LOLOL

Vacancy

Does anybody remember seeing previews for that movie where an unhappy married couple get a room at a crappy hotel? It looked really good. They find tapes of people getting killed in their room. Then they have to try to escape. SPOILER ALERT: For the rest of the movie, they try to escape. Then it ends.

If you ever have a chance to see this movie, try to find something else a little more worthwile to do... such as placing your #$@^ in a blender and turning it on the highest setting.

"Blogs shit all over Facebook and Myspace"

That is a direct quote from Brian Shaver. I couldn't agree more though. The layout is so much easier, and it's much more organized. I've been missin out. But, like, I totally wish I could have a frenz list cuz i would so totally have like 400 frenz like omg!!!!11one